View Single Post
Old 12-08-2002, 05:47 PM   #3
Diamond18
Eidolon of a Took
 
Diamond18's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: my own private fantasy world
Posts: 3,460
Diamond18 is a guest of Tom Bombadil.
Sting

Galadriel would be kissing Gollum on his head, and Frodo would be slobbering over raw fish.

Aragorn would be small and suffering from feelings of insignificance while Éowyn threw herself at Merry (who would look concerned about it and proclaim his love for Arwen).

Pippin would be speaking poetry while Sam dropped stones into random wells.

The Witch-king would be blowing the Horn of Gondor while Boromir was torturing random Middle-earthings with sadistic pleasure.

Glorfindel would be sitting in Rivendell sewing a banner while Arwen rode to rescue Frodo from Ringwraiths. (HA! I got to that one first! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] )
__________________
All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.
Diamond18 is offline   Reply With Quote