Unrelated theory 1: Rob thomas and Kid Rock are twins separated at birth
Unrelated Theory 2: My mom's Mac is possess by satan and traps souls in her printer, which seems to make spontaneous noises
Unrelated Theory 3: Britney Spears is either a succubus (spelling?)
M-E Theory: The Balrog's wings are made of shadow, so they could not conceivably lift the weight of its firy body.
Hee Hee Hee
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Those cretins, though darn, dirty cretins. They've served me SPAM when I quite clearly said CRAM.
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