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Nevvasaiel · 01-15-2003, 07:08 AM

This stuff is funny, you guys!

But, like, OH MY GOD, how could Legolas have POSSIBLY forgotten his NAIL BUFFER?

- seventeen magazine (with the latest pictures of the 25 hottest guys 2003!)

- Mud masks (that's what he really has on his face after gandalf dies in FotR... don't be fooled, it's certainly not dirt)

- that creamy stuff for fake tans, when he gets sick of looking sickly pale and wants to look sexily weatherbeaten like aragorn

- a thong to make sure his bum looks good in his tights

- different coloured contacts for different days of the week!

01-15-2003, 07:08 AM	#25
Nevvasaiel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 39	This stuff is funny, you guys! But, like, OH MY GOD, how could Legolas have POSSIBLY forgotten his NAIL BUFFER? - seventeen magazine (with the latest pictures of the 25 hottest guys 2003!) - Mud masks (that's what he really has on his face after gandalf dies in FotR... don't be fooled, it's certainly not dirt) - that creamy stuff for fake tans, when he gets sick of looking sickly pale and wants to look sexily weatherbeaten like aragorn - a thong to make sure his bum looks good in his tights - different coloured contacts for different days of the week! __________________ i couldn't repair your brakes, so i made your horn louder!!! you must lead a horse to water, but, a pencil must be lead...