Thread: Santa's Elves
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Old 12-14-2002, 05:47 PM   #27
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What if the elves are really hobbits who look like short elves because she must wear pointy shoes in the north climate. They are halflings that have become immortal. Frodo is the head of them (second only to Santa who is really Celeborn.) with Bilbo at his side. Mrs. Clause is Galadriel who improved her lembas recipe by adding sweets. Hence, the christmas cookie. Using his elven magic, Santa flies around the world, spreading joy and hapiness. Unfortunately, Sauron left his mark on this world, making the people of Earth greedy and never satisfied.
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