I feel bad for poor Celeborn - his wife completely runs the show. She knows all, sees all, and doesn't tell him, allowing him to be completely embarrassed in front of the Fellowship.
Plus, on top of it all, she refers to herself as "Gimli's Lady". Now if that wouldn't make someone hate dwarves, I don't know what will!
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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