Bullwinkle: Gosh Rocky! Here comes a funny lookin' feathered man in tights!
Rocky: It's probably that funny psuedo-Soviet that's always hanging around that we can never see through his pathetic disguises. See, that woman is with him, I can tell because she is wearing a dress.
Robin Hood: Zounds! A talking moose and squirrel, forsooth!
Agamemnon: Yon talking squirrel just called me a woman, taking my tunic for a dress, which offends my sense of
arete! I fear I shall have to skewer him!
[attempts to stab Rocky, spear gets tangled in Bullwinkle's antlers]
Agamemnon: Now what?!
Robin Hood: Thine thrashing about preventeth me from sending a goose-feathered shaft through yon vile moose! Thou might try holding still!
Sam Gamgee: One sees strange sights outside the Shire, and that's a fact!
(I fear this thread has just fallen from the sublime to the surreal.
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[ August 10, 2002: Message edited by: Kuruharan ]