Gimme a break.
While Tom continued telling stories, Frodo excused himself to go to the bathroom. - LOTR Book I, Chapter VI - Imagined Addition
Gandalf was fallen. Sam and Pippin were so shellshocked that they emptied their stomachs, right there on the cold, hard stone of Moria, as the drums continued to beat. - LOTR Book II, Chapter VI - Imagined Addition
Sam was so caught up in the Elvish spirit that he forgot to brush his teeth, and Merry commented on his bad breath - LOTR Book II, Chapter VII - Imagined Addition
Sam was shocked; but before he could mourn his fallen master, he first walked over to the side of the road, and unzipped his hobbit-pants, and . . . - LOTR Book IV, Chapter X - Imagined Addition
See how ludicrous it would be if Tolkien actually did include stuff like that? That's one reason why LOTR is the fantasy to end all other fantasies: it doesn't include stupid and not-worth-mentioning stuff like that.
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"If you're referring to the incident with the dragon, I was barely involved. All I did was give your uncle a little nudge out of the door."
THE HOBBIT - IT'S COMING
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