As the audience clapped their hands for the last speaker an old man entered the hall. He looked relieved. Travelling by broom was never nice if you had to do long distances. That invincibility charm lasted till here thank god. Dumbledore had been amused by the muggle flying equipment. They had just such a stupid look on their face. But here he was at last. On of the entrance guard stepped up to him.
"Name?"
"Albus Dumbledore. I am here to present an award."
"Ah yes, professor. They have been waiting for you. Especially Bęthberry. She won't be around for some time I heard though."
"Yes, I have gotten that owl. A real shame, but first things first."
Dumbledore stepped to the stage. The steps looked like a mountain. He took out some sort of stick and waved it at the stage.
"Downirus Podia"
The stage lowered and Dumbledore stepped up and waved at the stage again. It immediately went back to its original height.
"Greetings Lord of the ring fans. I have be asked by the guest free Mithadan to give away a very special award. But most of all special is the one that is receiving the award. You might all know her as a mod. I know her as a....... well a mod, but that is not the point. She is a wonderful person. I can see that. She dedicates a lot of time here. I will bet my chocolate frog card collection that she did not expect this award. Well, here it is: The winner of the "The Thesaurus and Dictionary Award for the Member most in Need of Remedial Instruction in Grammar and Spelling." is no other than your very own: Bęthberry!!!" " Play United Forum of Whatever"
I went down to the beach and saw a newcomer
She was, like, all “RGPing iz kool”
And I was, like, “whatever!”
Then this elf comes up to me and she’s all, like,
“He walk up street?”
And I’m, like, “yeah, whatever!”
So later I’m at the pool hall
And this Anuion comes up
And he’s, like, “I was went stabbed”
And I’m, like, “yeah, whatever!”
Cuz this is my
United Forum of Whatever!
And this is my
United Forum of Whatever!
And this is my
United Forum of Whatever!
And then it’s three A.M.
And I’m on the corner, wearing my leather
This dude comes up and he’s, like, “hey, Mod!”
I’m, like, “yeah, whatever!”
Then I’m throwing dice in the alley
Barrow Wight comes up and is, like,
“Hey, check your spelling and...”
And I’m, like, “yeah, whatever!”
And then up comes Helka
I’m, like, “yo, Helka. Checked your spelling?”
He’s, like, “Nope’”
And I’m, like, “that’s cool.”
Cuz this is my
United Forum of Whatever!
And this is my
United Forum of Whatever!
"Thank you Liam. That was nice."
"artista dispareatra"
Artist was gone.
"Enjoy Bęthberry. Now if you will excuse me, I have to sucker punch Voldemort before going to sleep. He is currently hanging from his thumbs in the dungeon. Special request from mister Filch. I did not mind hehehee. Well bye to you all.
"Dumbledorus dispareatra"
*poof*
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