[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

You can't get away with re-writing history, you know. Someone will always find out.

Now you come to mention it, Underhill, rugby's a perfect sport for Dwarves; although it would involve them removing their chain mail. I can imagine the glory days: Erebor v. Iron Hills. Five Orc-heads crushed in the first half. Spectators forced to hunt down some more before play could continue.