When the lady did not answer him, Angry grew ten times more embarrassed thatn he already had been. You stupid, stupid little hobbit he chastised himself, If hobbit women don't ever want to talk to you, what chance do you think you have with the big folk?
"Umm...I, err...I didn't mean to suppose, y'know, I just thought by looking at you, I thought to myself, 'Angry, now here is a lady thats all alone, and a lady thats all alone only needs a little company an' then she'll not be all alone' if you catch my meaning. An' I thought maybe, just maybe, I could do the right thing for once an' offer some help."
"An' I remembered that I've got a nice snug Hobbit hole not far from here, thats where I live thats is, an' I've got a spare room all waiting for a guest, but thats never had one, So y'know, I err...put two and three together, an' out popped a nice big pumpkin of an idea, if you pardon my using such a phrase"
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The pain of war cannot exceed the woe of aftermath,
The drums will shake the castle wall, the ring wraiths ride in black, Ride on.
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