What if Gene Roddenberry had written LotR?
Captain Frodo, there's something approaching, approximately three ages from us.
Put it on screen, Mr. Spam, sorry, Sam!
*everyone stares at the screen*
I've never seen anything like it, Kept'n!
Neither have I, Ensign Pippin, but it looks like ... a Black Rider!!!
Captain, I'm afraid!
Open hailing frequencies, Lieutenant Merry.
Hailing frequencies open, Captain.
*shrieking and sniffing*
What's he saying, Bones Aragorn?
I'm a doctor, not a linguist!
All right, we will hide in the Moria Nebula. He can't follow us in there.
Our shields kenna take this any longer, Captain!
All right, Engineer Gimli, get us out of here!
We've been hit - Admiral Gandalf is wounded!
He's dead, Jim - ah, Frodo.
Commander Boromir, take a shuttle with our new secret weapons system - try to lead him into a trap.
I'll be happy to, Captain!
Oh no, the shuttle's been hit by a red eye!
Beam him out of there, fast!
We're losing him, Captain, there's no life sign on board.
All right, Lieutenant Legolas, aim for the Rider and fire!
He's out of reach of our weapons, Captain.
Then we have no choice. We will have to cross... the final frontier!
*all gasp* The final frontier? Captain, is there no other way?
It's our only hope. Mr. Sam, chart a course to the Barrow-Downs. Warp nine!
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth.. .'
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