[Beanamir of Gondor]

NOOOOOOOO!!!! elusive spirit that was MINE!
*pout* not yours anyway *pout*
Did you know they kicked that story off the fan fic?
Oh well, here's the third part of Gilligan/LOTR.

And now for the third of the Trilogy;
Of which Saruman got left out;
Merry and Pippin sing a song
While Eowyn has a pout.
~
When the fool of a Took goes to Minas T,
Prepare to weep and cry
At Pippin's song to Denethor
While Faramir tries to die.
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Merry is sad 'cause Theoden
Wants to leave him way behind;
Elrond forges Anduril
For Aragorn to save Mankind.
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As Frodo goes nuts from Gollum's tricks
And Samwise saves the day,
An impossible Legolas trick is fun
And Gondor shouts HOORAY!

Phew! That's the end!