Aralathiel, I'm looking forward to your Monty Python version!
...and now for something completely different...
Does anyone want to try their hand at a Black Adder LotR? It could have something like this:
Frodo Blackadder: Now how on Middle-Earth am I to get rid of this confounded ring?
Sam Baldrick: I've got a cunning plan, Mr. B!
FB: Baldrick, I'm sure your plan is about as cunning as the back of a cave troll's neck.
(...or maybe completely different...)
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth.. .'
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