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Aralaithiel · 02-08-2002, 09:32 PM

Ok you guys! Here it is at last!
LOTR, by Monty Python
Balrog: Answer these questions 3, or crossing the Bridge of Khazad Duhm you shall not see! What is your name?
Gandalf: Uh, Gandalf, Fire of Anor
Balrog: What is your quest?
Gandalf: To play with hobbits and powerful jewelry.
Balrog: What is your favorite color?
Gandalf: White! No!!! Gray! AAAAHHRRRGGGHHH (falls into shadow after Balrog)

02-08-2002, 09:32 PM	#51
Aralaithiel Ghost Eldaran Queen Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: A remote mountain in Valinor Posts: 353	Ok you guys! Here it is at last! LOTR, by Monty Python Balrog: Answer these questions 3, or crossing the Bridge of Khazad Duhm you shall not see! What is your name? Gandalf: Uh, Gandalf, Fire of Anor Balrog: What is your quest? Gandalf: To play with hobbits and powerful jewelry. Balrog: What is your favorite color? Gandalf: White! No!!! Gray! AAAAHHRRRGGGHHH (falls into shadow after Balrog) __________________ A lelyat, wen! (Quenya Elvish for "You go, girl!"