[Eorl of Rohan]

All right, I'll have a go.

You know you are obsessed with LOTR when -

You go around neopets roleplay forums breaking up lotr roleplays made out of chatspeak and slang. *sigh* The work is endless...

You bring a heavy copy of LOTR (mine is in one volume) to school every day, and read it whenever time allows

You name your seven goldfishes after LOTR characters. - Faramir, Eorl, Feanor, Maedhros, Hurin, Elrohir, and the injured goldfish as Brandir.