Here's some styles unmentioned
The Bible! (as a mighty reader of all literature, I HAVE READ THIS)
The Book of Stewards: 5:16
And Denethor was begotten, and with Finduilas he begot Faramir, who with Eowyn begot Elboron, and Elboron begot Baragir. And Denethor, upon that of Faramir, begot Boromir. And Boromir to Rivendell went while Faramir begot some people. And Sauron smote down Elendil from the rock and fought with him a fight. And Elendil fell and begot Isildur after falling. And Isildur chained Sauron and thrust him into the Land of a Thousand Lemurs! But Isildur took the ring of the begot of the begotten of Sauron as Sauron begot Morgoth who actually begot him. And Isildur was smitten by the begotten hordes of darkness and fell, sacrificing his father and brother and some guy, and then the orcs killed all the first-born hobbits who retaliated with hobbit plaques to smite the orcs! And they all got smitten by various plagues!
and.......
Teletubbies!
Deagol: Smeagol, Oog!
Smeagol: Oogieeeeee!
Deagol: Oogie Boogie *dives into lake*
Smeagol: Daegol doogie?
Deagol: *surfacing with One Ring* WOOOOO
Smeagol: Wooo goog limi nimi?
Deagol: Noogie
Smeagol: Me wantie!
Deagol: *hoarding* Nooogo no no
Smeagol: Birthdoogiday!
Deagol: Oh, please SHUT UP!
*The two fight, Smeagol wins*
Deagol: Doogie moogie boogie dead *dies*
Smeagol: *looking at Ring* Gaa.....Gaa-gum....Gaaa-lummm.....Gaalumm....Gollum! *dances with Deagol's corpse*
Boromir: BOOOOOGIE!! *begins disco dancing*
Wow, that last one really was a travesty.
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"What mortal feels not awe/Nor trembles at our name,
Hearing our fate-appointed power sublime/Fixed by the eternal law.
For old our office, and our fame,"
-Aeschylus, Song of the Furies
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