Poor mangy micro-horse! Hmm, better throw something that orcs don't eat. I know! Ultimate frisbee-lembas! *slings lembas* There you are, pony! Leap the fence and go! You can gallop for miles on that stuff; make for Rivendell!
Subjects for Hobbit-School:
Introduction to Family Trees
Literature of the Common Tongue (such as it is)
History of the Shire: From the Crossing of the Brandywine to the Battle of Greenfields
Accounts and Bookkeeping
Shire Songs: Humorous
Shire Songs: Serious (cancelled due to lack of interest)
Advanced Family Trees: first cousin vs. once removed
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