Clamdring - eesh, I'm glad it *wasn't* the original name (I'm getting a picture of Gandalf threatening some malefactor with a big sharpened clamshell. "I am a servant of the Secret Sauce, Wielder of the Flame of Clambakes..." OK, enough).
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Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet
Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.
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