<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR> WARNING FROM THE SHIRE SURGEON SHERIFF:<BR>Smoking pipeweed can inhibit growth and cause outgrowths of hair on the extremities. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>So hobbits were elves that smoked too much pipeweed. I always wondered why everyone in the fellowship would smoke except Legolas.
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Legolas 20 ales later: I feel something, a slight tingling in my fingers. I think it's affecting me.
Figwit on his name: Are you suggesting that I have the wit of a fig?
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