<BR> Re: Better cast/Disaster cast</b><br><br> Made-for-TV LotR:<br> Aragorn = David Hasselhoff<br> Galadriel = Jaclyn Smith (second choice: Jane Seymour)<br> Gandalf = Wilford Brimley<br> Gimli = Danny DeVito<br> Legolas = Stuart French<br> Boromir = Scott Baio<br> Faramir = Noah Wylie<br> [Note: no budget for expensive digital effects, so we have to go with short actors for the Hobbits.]<br> Frodo = Michael J. Fox<br> Sam = Joe Pesci<br> Merry = Luke Perry<br> Pippin = Jason Priestly<br> Gollum = David Spade<br> Arwen = Carmen Electra<br> Éomer = Dolph Lundgren<br> Elrond = Harry Hamlin<br> The Gaffer = Jerry Stiller (George's Dad on <i> Seinfeld</i>)<br> ...and introducing Britney Spears as Éowyn<br> <br> <p></p>
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