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Lanniae of the Axe · 05-05-2002, 10:28 AM

I was just thinking about this, what LOTR'd be like if Disney got ahold of it!1. No blood. Boromir would die and there would be no blood. Orcs would die by falling off of cliffs so you never see them die. Characters would be sweaty and dirty after battle, but not bloody.2. There would be "six brand-new songs composed by academy-award winners Bob Yoddle and Slick Smith."3. There would be this cheesy stuff where you combine real people and animation, like in parts of Mary poppins and Bednobs and Broomsticks. The hobbits would be fake, along with the background, and the Elves would have Star-trek like clay make-up. Oooh. I shudder to think.~Lanniae

05-05-2002, 10:28 AM	#27
Lanniae of the Axe Haunting Spirit Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Erebor, Middle earth :) Posts: 68	I was just thinking about this, what LOTR'd be like if Disney got ahold of it!<P>1. No blood. Boromir would die and there would be no blood. Orcs would die by falling off of cliffs so you never see them die. Characters would be sweaty and dirty after battle, but not bloody.<P>2. There would be "six brand-new songs composed by academy-award winners Bob Yoddle and Slick Smith."<P>3. There would be this cheesy stuff where you combine real people and animation, like in parts of Mary poppins and Bednobs and Broomsticks. The hobbits would be fake, along with the background, and the Elves would have Star-trek like clay make-up. Oooh. <P>I shudder to think.<P>~Lanniae __________________ Oh! Ooh! Join my yahoogroup: True to Tolkien!http://groups.yahoo.com/group/true2tolkien/