Just imagining all this is going to give me nightmares!<BR>-Instead of battles they would play tag and if they got too tired would lose and run away<BR>-they'd have a dancing contest with the balrog, and Gandalf would end up deciding to stay and learn how.<BR>-the Lord of the Nazgul would decide that he didn't want to destroy Minas Tirith, and help them rebuild the wall.<BR>-In Bree they would have grape juice instead of beer and ale<BR>-hobbits would find pleasure in blowing bubbles instead of pipe weed.<BR>-Galadriel would give them a magic potion that would not allow them to be injured.<P>-all this or Sauron would get a bad case of the flu and have to leave, giving the fellowship rule of the world
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I sit beside the fire and think of people long ago,
And people who will see a world that I shall never know.
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