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Old 03-09-2003, 01:23 AM   #7
Kalimac
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Which crummy LOTR movie are we talking about? Because if it's the Bakshi version, I'd have to go with Sam. Frodo might have huge eyes (hmmm, you're right - that's definitely a theme) and Boromir and Aragorn might have forgotten their pants, but Sam looks like a small-time thug who got left out in the rain overnight. <P>If it's the Rankin-Bass ROTK (Frodo of the Niiiine Fingers, also with big eyes) Merry and Elrond (tie) would beat Sam, though it's a photo finish. Sam still looks like a thug, but Merry looks like a moronic thug. Pippin just looks like a comic drawing of a P.G. Wodehouse hero gone really, really wrong, and Frodo just looks like a regular cartoon. Elrond, as I think I've said elsewhere, looks like a demented adult Tinky Winky with Christmas lights tangled in his hair. I'm getting bad chills just thinking about it.
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