<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR> Aragorn was a turnip in a skirt. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE><BR>You have NO idea how much that made me laugh. <P>Agg, I get mad thinking about it! I was soo angry that they made Sam all stupid and stuff. He looked like an opossum, with the teeny little eyes and big hair. And the orcs scared the hell outa me. I was watching it with my friends and when they showed Legolas, we SCREAMED. We were also terribly afraid that Aragorn's miniskirt would fly up. Viking Boromir and Gimli looked like he was wearing a potato sack on his head. I love Frodo's expression when Gandalf throws the Ring in the fire though.
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"There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us."
"Shoot it," said my attorney.
"Not yet...I want to study its habits."
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