At my family reunion I was eating potatoes, and my cousin (who looks like Gollum!) said "What's that?" and I responded with "Po-tay-toes..." I should have said "This, my friend, is a pint." Oh well.<P>A door in my house got stuck, so I yelled "Edro hi ammen!" at it, and it opened!<BR>(this happened four times! I'm serious! )
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