You know, if "The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins" didn't do it, you could always have an encore of "Frodo of the Nine Fingers" [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] . The Orcs would probably just fall on their swords at that point (especially if I joined in to harmonize). And of course if you just want to flat-out confuse them, "Where there's a whip, there's way" might help...
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Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet
Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.
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