The Inept Guard
Has it occured to any that the same drunken guard from The Hobbit in the Woodland Realm was probably the same guy who let Gollum climb that tree? I mean, the guards sitting around the tree were probably sleeping off a few vintage Dorwinion casks, when BAM! A couple of orcs killed them. Then of course you'd have Legolas show up and see them all dead and say: "Aye! Aye! I'm in for it now!" Seriously though, how inept were these guards that they let 13 dwarves, and invisible hobbit, and a gangrel little Smeagol escape... and those are just the ones we know of?
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