Oh no! It has to be changed! It's so sad! Oh, and Return of the King must be to, as it's so anti-american. And the Silmarillion, because....because....uh, it contains the letters S and A, which are in the USA, so must be anti-american as well! And The Hobbit, becuase it's so racists to refer to only one Hobbit and not the others. And the Unfinished Tales, because it's discrmatory against finished ones!<P> Okay, sorry for the sarcasm, but I had to get it out of my system.
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Rock-a-bye Nazgul, on Weathertop, when the Ring calls, the horses will run. And when Sauron calls, the Nazgul will go, and down will come evil, Ringwraiths and all!
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