Id be an Elf cause for one, even though a jedi gets a lightsaber, they don't get to have as much fun as anyone else. Plus I would love to have the Pointy ears and be Immortal (not on this earth though, Middle Earth works though) Also heres the big one, I LOVE LOTR MORE THAN STAR WARS. <P>Isn't it unfair to the rest of us that Christopher Lee get to be (used to be) a jedi and a Wizard!!!!!! <P>Saruman: We must join with him Gandalf.<P>Gandalf: Tell me friend when did Saruman the wise abandon reason for madness?<P>*Saruman pulls out a light saber, slashes Gandalf's staff in two and uses the force to throw him up to the top of Orthanc.*
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Instead of pepper spray, you pack a glass bottle and scream "Aiya Earendil Elenion Ancalima!!!" at muggers.
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