That's a good point, what would they be thinking at Helm's Deep? Here's some pieces from the <A HREF="http://www.stupidring.com" TARGET=_blank>Stupid Ring Parody</A> that could help...<P>Gimli: Right now I just want to hew a few orc necks, kind of get loosened up. How about you?<P>Legolas: Lock and load baby, lock and load.<P>~*~<BR>Odd Narrator: And the lightning crashed... revealing a whole @&!*load of orcs beyond the wall. <P>Aragorn: Holy Guacamole! That's a lot of orcs.<P>Orcs in the front: GRR!!! Howl!!! Pffft pfft!<P>Various orcs in the back: I can't see a darned thing. Hello.... that's my foot you're standing on! Here, put Snaga up on your shoulders so he can report. Has the fighting started yet? Ugh... I hate crowds. Does ANYBODY know what's happening? Not... enough... air... I think I'm gonna hurl! EWWW! That's just great! <P>Snaga: Yes, I think I can see.... looks like they're attacking the gates.<P>~*~<BR>Gimli: Ha! I beheaded two orcs! Blood went everywhere... that was fun! <P>Legolas: Oh is that all? Me and AK killed 847 from up here. Man, it's fun to keep pumping bullets into 'em while they twitch.<P>~*~<P>Just a few there...I'll be back when I get more!!!
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