December-born:
Cleverly, the Maia hunts the turtles. You must laugh the Maia the same way.*
Laugh the Maia cleverly? How do you do that? Laugh AT them cleverly maybe? Wait...how do you do that?
August-Born:
The Nazgûl have almost never mistrusted in the hills, but the elk would not care if they did.*
Good old elk!
April-born:
Blessed are the wolves, for they shall surely inherit the canyons of Celeborn when he croaks in seven days.
Celeborn has canyons? Celeborn CROAKS?!?!?! Bless the WOLVES? I'm confuzzled...
