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Plan B by Five Iron Frenzy! probably for Frodo...though I suppose it could work for any of them. Well, minus the nintendo part.

I fell asleep with my clothes on
Dropped my keys on the front lawn
Waking up I watch the drool a-gleaming
From my mouth to the carpet it is streaming

Giving up
It never felt so good
Welcome to plan B

I'll eat some moldy bread
Then I'm going back to bed
I know how this day will crescendo
I'll fall asleep while I play Nintendo

Giving up
Never felt so good
Welcome to plan B
Giving up
What is the likelihood
Life could be so free?

Up to now in my life I have failed all I've tried, it's too hard
I think I've found my calling now laying down in the yard

Dont you cry Momma, dont you even weep
'Cause you know your son excels at sleep

Giving up
It never felt so good
Welcome to plan B
Giving up
What is the likelihood
Life could be so free?


Or My Evil Plan again by Five Iron,

have an evil plan to save the world for every man,
And I think it's better than the way it's being run.
Oh the groundwork's laid,
No Don't be afraid,
I'm sure that I can fix it,
When I figure out the physics.

Chorus
My evil plan to save the world,
Just you wait 'till it's unfurled,
It'll go down in history.
It's prophetic,
No, it's not pathetic.
I can't believe I made it up myself.

I have an evil plan,
To save the world you understand,
The exemplary feat, you'd think I'd have to cheat.
I'd make Voltaire proud,
Deep and furrow browed.
Uncanny and so clever, it's "Our Newest Plan Ever!"


Got tired of whining,
A grander scheme with silver lining,
For every boy and girl.
We can't be responsible,
For all that's wrong with this world.

Starving children in pain,
You can't believe in that god.
The world's not spinning your way,
Does every dog still have his day?