You know you're obsessed with LOTR when...
...you can't sleep, and instead of counting sheep you start reciting the entire lineage of Elrond & Co. and trying to figure out exactly what fraction elf, Maia, and human everyone is.
...you go into "LOTR withdrawal" every time you read the books.
...you start adding "esssesss" to the ends of words, or randomly adressing people as "preciousssss."
tell Hama the hampster hello for me
