-when the employees at Winn Dixie stop worrying about your mental health when you call your favourite bottle of ale your 'preciouss'
-when you've somehow become Merry's niece (don't ask)
-when you're mentioned in the local newspaper for being a 'self-proclaimed Tolkien nut'
-The others have found out [more than once] that Frodo really does live.
-You become suspicious that anything shiny could be a silmaril, and the phone is a palantír.
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