~In Geography class, you have seen Gondor and Alqualonde on maps. Both were word hallucinations though.
~You actually know what Alqualonde is.
~When you are writing those vowels with the two dots over them (can't remember what that's called) you always write three dots like a tengwar A and have to erase one.
~You wish there was a 'Geography of Middle-Earth' class you could take instead of boring regular geography.
~You get extremely upset when you read a quote of someone saying that "Tolkien is about as interesting to read as the tax code" and to make yourself feel better you think, "You just think that because you're too stupid to understand it, fool of an orc!"
You then rant about it with your LotR obsessed friend.
(Hah, Ashton, I beat you to posting about it!
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