I seriously hope that hamster never goes through all those painful deaths we've come up with for Hama.
Oh and I've actually come up with secret LOTR names for everybody I know. I have never told a soul about them, though.
And I've always suspected that my Algebra teacher was Morgoth due to the fact that the insanely hard problems on his tests could only have been written by the Dark Lord of Angband.
(he recently moved up to become the dean, and left his teaching assistant in charge of the class. I can tell she is only Sauron in disguise though)
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I ♣ baby seals.
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