"Elrond and Denethor;" Roflmao!!
*Denethor has just lit himself on fire; switch occurrs*
Elrond as Denethor: "Do you smell something burning or is it just me? And why is it so hot in here?"
Denethor: "I'm alive...but I wanted to go into a manic depression and burn to death in beautiful flames! And why do I have this sudden urge to try on a purple dress and nance in front of a mirror?"