You forgot the most tragic feature of Dwarvish females, ziffy -- facial hair!
I must disagree on one of your points: I hardly think that they would consider the 2:1 ratio of male:female tragic.
Hmm... 2 to 1 ratio, facial hair... sounds like more than one college party I can recall.
[ March 29, 2002: Message edited by: Mister Underhill ]
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