Alright......
You
know i'm obsessed with LOTR because:
1) You have a tendency to correct my friends when they speak elvish:
No no no......you pronounce it "Numenore" not "Numenorey"
2) You start collecting every recipe that sounds perfect for a Hobbit's kitchen (CORNED BEEF AND CABBAGE! w00t!)
3) You get so many bullseyes in summer camp that your cabinmates start calling you 'Legolas' although you have a hobbit-like physique
(Note: All of the above actually happened to me!
)