Aragorn: How come Borrums' not in the script?
PJ: He died, remember?
Aragorn: OK, how about Haldir?
PJ: He died, too.
Aragorn: He died? He didn't die.
PJ: He did, in my version.
Aragorn: Well, not from what I read.
PJ: Well, I won an Oscar. What does that tell you?
Aragorn: That you still didn't follow the book.
PJ: Look, you're the actor, I'm the director. I direct what you act, where you act, and when you act. OK?
Aragorn: OK, but where's Haldir?
PJ turns into the Incredible Hulk, except he's blue, and short, and hairy, so it's more like the Incredible Smurf-like Hobbit.
That was weird.
->Elenrod