Boromir: OoOoO!
What is THAT?
Aragorn: Breakdancers United Magazine........
Boromir: Nooooo.....that looks suspiciously like my Disco King Weekly. GIVE IT BACK!
Aragorn: No, I'm telling you it's for BREAKDANCING.
Boromir: What is this 'breakdancing' that you speak of?
*Legolas calmly enters the room wearing goth pants and a black T-shirt that says "OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE WHO CARES' in red Tengwar Script*
Legolas: Ahem....allow me.......*takes out a boombox that begins to play "Days Go By" and starts breakdancing*
Aragorn: See? It's gracefully cool, yet daring at the same time..........Breakdancing is the latest Elven craze.........
Boromir: Loser....HOW DARE THOU MOCKETH ME! FEEL MY HORRIBLE WRATH FOR I AM THE DISCO KING!!!!
Aragorn and Legolas: Whatever.