How about...
The Idiot's Guide to Shaving
Or
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone
Aragorn: *Pulls out pinoty stick and points it at random elf out of picture* Lumos! *Nothing happens* Darn!
By the way, my brother gave me the spell, HP freak that he is.
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"You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh *leans sideways*"
Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
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