[Kransha]

I need a picture of that author so I can imprint his face on my toilet paper.

That's simply outrageous. Not only has this guy never read the books, I doubt he has seen the movie either. Calling Tokein's in depth characters, each brimming with personality, 'soulless', is just plain blasphemous. This person has most likely never found the time to actually read the volumes since he thinks they are such a waste. I bet he thinks the same thing about Shakespeare and Chaucer. Disgusting, sinful, pointless drivel from an idiot.

*takes deep breath, smashed Grond into the ground*

Ok, that was over-exagferated negativity towards him, but honestly, does it even look like he has any sense of culture after reading that? I'll answer my own question: No.