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The Perky Ent · 03-06-2004, 09:54 AM

This looks like fun!

Scene: Helms Deep
Theoden: So it begins
*Orcs climb ladders*
Aragorn: Fire lelele!
*arrows fly*
Gimli: Orcs go bye bye!
Legolas: 1,2,3
Gimli: Ha! 3? I'm on 14!
Legolas:Actually, I'm on three million. I have a bow, don't ya know!
THeoden: I bet there's nothing you can do Saruman! I mean, it's not like you can get a bunch of explosives...
*explosives set under wall*
Theoden:...and magically get some Uruk to carry an Olympic Torch...
*Olympic Torch Orc comes*
Theoden:....and blow up the WALL!
*BOOM!*
Aragorn: OK, Theoden, you really stink at this! Let me take over!
Theoden: But i want to be in charge!
Aragorn: Well...you can be in charge of...um...you throne! Yes, your mission is to keep your throne shiny! You can go now!
Theoden: Ooo, I like shiny things!
Legolas: Um...mabey you haven't noticed but the wall just blew up and Orcs are pouring in?
Aragorn: No, I noticed!
Legolas: So?
Aragorn: So what?
Legolas: Look out aragorn!
*orcs about to kill aragorn*
Gimli: I may be short but i'm crashing 30 feet from above on your heads!
*crash*
Gimli: And now i'm drowning!
Legolas: I'll save you, wait, the water is yucky! WEll, nice knowing you, Gimli
Aragorn: *yank* Gimli, tomorrow, we're teaching you how to swim!
THeoden: Retreat!
Aragorn: What did I say about leading your people? Geeze, you're just as bad as Denethor!
Haldir: Well, i wasn't suppost to be here, but since i really aren't here, i can die without actually dying!
Orc: Chomp
Haldir: *slow motion pan around
Orc: Chomp
Aragorn: Oh no! well, that's what you get for being where you're not suppost to be
*foreshadowing*
*Battle rages*
*Gandalf and Eomer appear on Hill*
Theoden: Wow, isn't it so believable that there are two guys on a hill and every orc in helms deeps stops trying to kill us!
Eomer: To the King
Gandalf: Right, to Aragorn!
PJ: Brilliant! Brilliant! Who wrote this? I did! Best Director here I come!
Gollum: It's mine...

03-06-2004, 09:54 AM	#16
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	This looks like fun! Scene: Helms Deep Theoden: So it begins Orcs climb ladders Aragorn: Fire lelele! arrows fly Gimli: Orcs go bye bye! Legolas: 1,2,3 Gimli: Ha! 3? I'm on 14! Legolas:Actually, I'm on three million. I have a bow, don't ya know! THeoden: I bet there's nothing you can do Saruman! I mean, it's not like you can get a bunch of explosives... explosives set under wall Theoden:...and magically get some Uruk to carry an Olympic Torch... Olympic Torch Orc comes Theoden:....and blow up the WALL! BOOM! Aragorn: OK, Theoden, you really stink at this! Let me take over! Theoden: But i want to be in charge! Aragorn: Well...you can be in charge of...um...you throne! Yes, your mission is to keep your throne shiny! You can go now! Theoden: Ooo, I like shiny things! Legolas: Um...mabey you haven't noticed but the wall just blew up and Orcs are pouring in? Aragorn: No, I noticed! Legolas: So? Aragorn: So what? Legolas: Look out aragorn! orcs about to kill aragorn Gimli: I may be short but i'm crashing 30 feet from above on your heads! crash Gimli: And now i'm drowning! Legolas: I'll save you, wait, the water is yucky! WEll, nice knowing you, Gimli Aragorn: yank Gimli, tomorrow, we're teaching you how to swim! THeoden: Retreat! Aragorn: What did I say about leading your people? Geeze, you're just as bad as Denethor! Haldir: Well, i wasn't suppost to be here, but since i really aren't here, i can die without actually dying! Orc: Chomp Haldir: slow motion pan around Orc: Chomp Aragorn: Oh no! well, that's what you get for being where you're not suppost to be foreshadowing* Battle rages Gandalf and Eomer appear on Hill Theoden: Wow, isn't it so believable that there are two guys on a hill and every orc in helms deeps stops trying to kill us! Eomer: To the King Gandalf: Right, to Aragorn! PJ: Brilliant! Brilliant! Who wrote this? I did! Best Director here I come! Gollum: It's mine... __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.' Last edited by The Perky Ent; 03-06-2004 at 09:59 AM.