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Is there anyone here who would like to try doing this from the beginning of the movie... so that it lines up, and could be posted, at say, fanfiction.net?
Oh well, I'll do some more now... (Good, I'm not the only one who'll be doing Star Wars...)
Bree:
Strider: Are you frightened?
Frodo: No.
Strider: You will be, young Skywalker, you will be... MWHA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!
Frodo: You can't harm me, I'm the Guy .
Strider: That's the wrong line, Baggins.
Frodo: THAT'S DARTH BAGGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOW TO ME, YOU FOOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Strider: You have it all wrong here...
Frodo: Oh no... I do not... You were trying to hold me hostage!
Strider: No, Frodo, I wasn't. You see, but you do not see.
Frodo: What do you mean?
Strider: Frodo, I am your father!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cricket: Chirp.
Frodo: Um... Am I suppose to react?
Saruman: LUKE IS SO MUCH MORE FUN TO TORMENT!!!!!!!!!!!
Strider: Who's Luke?
Frodo: I think I've been drinking too much.
Lothlorien:
Haldir: The dwarf breathes so loudly, I could've shot him in the dark.
Cricket: Chirp.
Halder: (Shoots cricket) HE IS BREATHING TOO LOUD!!!!!!!!!!!
Darth Vader: I am your father!
Gimli: (Raises eyebrows)
Legolas: Eek! It's a scary black robed figure!!!!!!
Haldir: YOU SCARY GUY, YOU. YOU ARE BREATHING TOO LOUD!!!!!
Darth Vader: You try breathing quiet in this!
Aragorn: (Hits head on medal pole)
Peter Jackson: THIS ISN'T STAR WARS!!!!!!! CAN YOU ALL GIVE IT A REST!?????!????!????!????!
Bree:
Pippin: It comes in Pints?!
Merry: Yep.
Pippin: I'm gettin' one.
Later...
Pippin: It comes in QUARTS?!?!?!
Merry: Yep.
Pippin: I'm gettin' one!
Yet even later...
Pippin: IT COMES IN BATHTUBS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Yet even later...
Pippin: I have to go to the bathroom... groan...
Merry: But you haven't had the water tower yet!
Bree:
Sauron: I see you... you cannot hide...
Frodo: Akkk!!! Its a scary red eye!!!!!!!
Sauron: Well... it's hot stuff with the ladies.
Frodo: You need new contacts.
Amon Hen:
Frodo: Hey, you're that eye again!
Sauron: Yes... Surprised to see me, Mr. Anderson?
Frodo: Not your line.
Agent Smith: Of course it's not his... I morphed him into me!
Frodo: Ug.
Aragorn: Frodo, you've been watching the Matrix far to often.
There.
-Eowyn Skywalker
(If you desire more stuff this crazy from me, serch me out on Fanfiction.net as Elf with a Lightsaber!)
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