Aragorn: And then *sniff, hiccup* ARWEN SAID IT WAS EITHER ME OR THE SWORD!!!!!

BUT I CAN'T DO IT!!!! THAT SWORD'S SPECIAL!! IT'S MY PRECIOUS!!!! *sobs*
Haldir: It's alright. Arwen's spoiled...she dosen't understand the importance of having a fine sword like that.....
(and just for the heck of it, throw me into the mix!)
Amariden: Psst....Haldir, where do you get those swords and armor?!