Sauron: "Boy, it's cold in here" *shudders* turns up the heat, a huge lava belch errupts from Mount Doom*
Gandalf sees the belch "The Dark Lord is plotting his vengeance, we must prepare for war"
Frodo: "By the great Valar Sauron did you turn up the heat again?!"
Sauron: "yes, it was cold in here, do you have a problem with it?"
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"...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others.
-8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"
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