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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Boromir: The doom of KFC has come at last.
Gandalf: I do not know, but the wings were guided by one purpose.
Legolas: It is said that the asphalt is healing to the weary.
Sam: What he saw turned out true, and now the farmer's going to catch it hot!
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I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential.
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