You know you're obsessed when your math teacher for the new semester, whom you have never had any classes with before, writes a problem on the board in which you invest $500 in LotR stock.
You know you're obsessed when you see a company called "Silmaril" and you promptly go berserko, pointing and yelling, until your mother quietly shows you that it is not "Silmaril" but in fact "Simaril".
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I like buying snacks from a vending machine because food is better when it falls. Sometimes at the grocery, I'll drop a candy bar so that it will achieve its maximum flavor potential.
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