[Kitanna]

You know you're obsessed with LOTR when...
~You call your best friend Mr. Frodo and they call you "My Sam" in return
~You speak Elvish in your sleep.
~You threaten to go Tolkien on people.
~You recognize the day Return of the King came out as a holiday and try to stay home from school to celebrate.
~You actually try to play Tig (game mentioned in commentary for FOTR)
~Every time you kill a spider you scream "For my old Gaffer!" or "For Mr. Frodo!"
~You want to find Tom Bombadil so he can be your friend.
~You turn the bird bath in your backyard into the Mirror of Galadriel.
~Your most hated teacher is known as Sauron the Deceiver.
~You try to make Lembas bread to go with your Entish Draft.
~You play musical chairs with the LOTR soundtracks.